- Plan a late-night trip to Wegmans with your roommate.
- Wander around the store finding things you need and even more things you don’t (don’t forget the milk!).
- Check out and load up the car.
- After arriving home, realize that there is only one jug of milk in the car. Where’s the other jug? You probably left it in the shopping cart.
- Go back to Wegmans and go to the service desk. Explain your missing milk situation like an idiot.
- Kind/tired Wegmans will give you free milk.
- Return to the car only to find that the missing jug has been there all along.
- Get your daily dose of calcium.
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