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It’s broke (yet again)

So i recieve a little postcard in the mail today. There is yet another recall out on my Jeep. This puts my total recall count at 2…for an eight month old car. Shenanigans. At this rate, my car will still have all new parts by the time my lease expires. :roll:

Also, exactly a week from tommrow, I’ll be turning 18. Wow. I’ve broken it down into some pros and cons.
Pros

  • I can buy porn
  • I can buy tobacco (not necessarily a pro for me)
  • I can vote
  • I’m a legal adult

Cons

  • I have to register for the draft
  • I can go to jail fo’ real

Not too bad of a list there. Anyhow I’ll let you know how that goes along with getting owned in school.

Zero Tolerance

In light of the upcoming national holiday, allow me to take a brief moment and remind us all about the diversity of people here in our great nation. The United States of America was founded by a group of brilliant young men, the Constitution they drafted over two centuries ago has withstood the test of time. However, one cannot truly appreciate the brilliance of our nation’s founding fathers when I find things such as this email I received a little while back. What began as a simple spam message in my inbox, ended up being one of the most hilariously stupid email I’ve seen to date. Stupid, not in the sense of useless chain letters that’ve been forwarded to everyone on the internet 17 times, but stupid in the way that only an obnoxious ignorant middle-school-er and everything their impulsive act-first, don’t bother thinking mentality can bring about. Now the spam message I received, also happened to be sent to several other people on the school network and read as follows:

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