What happens when you mix bored, hyper-active girls, who don’t do their homework with a disregrard for anything productive? I don’t want to know, but I’m just glad it wasn’t anything worse than the following story said girls wrote.
Christine loves ass. Her most burning passion is seated on Danny whose ass she grabs at every opportunity, varying from caresses, to pinches, to smacks. Maya is dating Danny. But while she was dating Danny she got engaged to the fabulous, Audrey Hepburn look-a-like Kristen. It was suspected that Danny was dating a really fat starving child, Hemant before he started dating Maya, and it was also suspected that Hemant was dating Vindhya, but he wasn’t. But Vindhya was Maya’s lover. Sneha was also Maya’s lover, and they were shopping whores together until Sneha and Robbie got together. But Robbie was also Brian’s secret husband, so neither Sneha nor Robbie could deal with each other. Sneha, being the sexy mamma she is, was repeatedly hit on by Kunal, who is currently pursuing this gorgeous girl. Sneha is married to Alka in a happy and successful long term relationship, despite both husband (Alka) and wife (Sneha) cheating on each other frequently with other guys and girls. Alka was also one of Maya’s many lovers and they had sexy phone dates scheduled for every Sunday night from 11-2, but Alka was also having an affair with Miesque while dating Derek. Derek did not offer Alka the same satisfaction as Maya and Miesque, so he turned to his fan club, and she went back to Maya and Miesque. Miesque was married to Subha but was cheating on Subha with Brian until she divorced Subha. Subha took the news horribly and wouldn’t talk to Miesque for weeks since Miesque told her of the split through facebook. Miesque is dating Brian now, but she is also having an affair with the fabulous Brianne. Brianne is dating Nate but Nate is also having an affair with Brian on the side, along with his open relationship with Sam Bayof. Brian is having an affair with Chris E along with being not-so-secretly married to Christine. Brian and Christine’s many kids are now playing soccer. And all along Adam and Josh thought they were the pimps of everyone, but in reality, theyre just gay lovers with commitment issues.
Interestingly enough, based on that story, I find myself in the highest number of affairs (I counted). What’s even more disturbing is the high proportion of them that are with guys. Good thing nobody takes what Maya and Miesque say seriously… 
What say you to this shenanigans?
Oh, I was also wondering…did anyone else find that story impossible to follow? Or was it just me?
Of course people takw what Maya and I say seriously. who wouldnt?
Brian, you’re only in the highest # of affairs cause Nintendo Wii wasn’t brought into this.
Wii’s a pimp.
U gay
I followed it extremely easy….. and laughed my way through the whole thing.