Here is the third and final installment of the controversial “Pedo-Files.” Moral of this story: don’t attempt to disprove any stereotype especially when you epitomize said stereotype.
The Girl: aight dude bak
Akward Guy: kool
The Girl: my boyfriends in love with some1 else
The Girl: i’m kind of sad
Akward Guy: o
Akward Guy: that is sad
Akward Guy: if he really is
The Girl: have you ever had a girl b4?
Akward Guy: yes
The Girl: who?
Akward Guy: its was a korean girl u don’t know
The Girl: do you want to make me feel better?
Akward Guy: um yes
The Girl: is there something… no offense that koreans only hang out with other chinese or azns?
Akward Guy: i dunno
Akward Guy: it wasn’t true in my case
Akward Guy: i went out with a blonde in middle school
The Girl: so a blonde korean
The Girl: ????
The Girl: man ur fooling with me
Akward Guy: um no
Akward Guy: blonde white
Akward Guy: girl
The Girl: did u fuck any of these?
Akward Guy: um no
Akward Guy: it was middle school
Akward Guy: i wasn’t there yet
Akward Guy: however we did get close
The Girl: are you there now?
Akward Guy: ?
The Girl: like have u done it?
Akward Guy: where?
Akward Guy: o now
Akward Guy: well i currently don;t have a girl
Akward Guy: so no
The Girl: any girl u think is hot?
The Girl: any girl u think is hot?
The Girl: cause i can fill that position babe
Akward Guy: ya
Akward Guy: i know u can
Akward Guy: and yes i would fuck and go out with ne girl that is hot
Akward Guy: who wouldn’t?
Akward Guy: who wouldn’t?
The Girl: asians
The Girl: chinese ppl
The Girl: whose parents dont let them get out of the house
Akward Guy: sigh
Akward Guy: not only i want a hot girl, i want a girl who respects me
Akward Guy: as i respect her
The Girl: i respect people that arent all ways involved in school
Akward Guy: i am NOT
Akward Guy: dammit
The Girl: woah dude calm down… i’ve been calm
The Girl: i wasnt necessarily saying it was you
Akward Guy: uhhuh
Akward Guy: ok
Akward Guy: its not toward me
Akward Guy: ok
Akward Guy: whatever
The Girl: but i asked those juniors that you named and I asked if they knew u
The Girl: yea they said they didnt know ur name but they said they think they’ve seen u b4
Akward Guy: ok
The Girl: but said ur a loser
The Girl: srry dude but thats what they said
The Girl: i’m only quoting them
Akward Guy: what juniors?
The Girl: [name deleted], [name deleted], [name deleted]
The Girl: i know all of them
Akward Guy: um
Akward Guy: they are seniors
Akward Guy: [name deleted] is a sophomore
Akward Guy: but he is more of a loser then i am
Akward Guy: [name deleted] is cool
The Girl: no way dude they all said u were nerdy
The Girl: and i respect their opinion over yours since i know them better
Akward Guy: [name deleted] has never seen me do ne thing
Akward Guy: nor has [name deleted]
Akward Guy: [name deleted] is still a loser in my book
Akward Guy: not a nerd
Akward Guy: a loser
The Girl: so if you want me to actually be friends with u, u’ve got to shape up a bit dude and start acting normal
The Girl: and if u say [name deleted] is a nerd u must be a freak
Akward Guy: not a nerd
Akward Guy: a loser
The Girl: so if you want me to actually be friends with u, u’ve got to shape up a bit dude and start acting normal
Akward Guy: i haven’t don;t ne thing weird in the library
Akward Guy: me and [name deleted] just pass by
Akward Guy: same with me a [name deleted]
The Girl: dude… u dont get it… i bet you see kids just walking in the hall and like stereotype people but u dont really know them
Akward Guy: i don;t stereotype ne one
The Girl: but they also do the same to you and they see kids always doing their work and say ur a nerd and how u look like one too
Akward Guy: sigh
Akward Guy: if u wanna think that
Akward Guy: then think that
The Girl: do you yourself think you are cool?
Akward Guy: no
Akward Guy: but i am normal
Akward Guy: and i have enough friends
Akward Guy: i have plenty street smarts
Akward Guy: and i am not that book smart either
The Girl: ok now prove it to me
The Girl: i will get soo mad at them if they are lying to me
The Girl: same as i will to u
Akward Guy: what do u mean lying?
Akward Guy: and what did i do?!?!?!?!
The Girl: if they say ur a book smart nerd then prove to me ur not
Akward Guy: YOU are the one accusing me for being a nerd
The Girl: i go to seaholm and not dcd so i am trusting them
The Girl: i have only said what they toldme
The Girl: now prove to me ur not book smartr
Akward Guy: how?
The Girl: you know what never mind when i meet u some day i’ll make my own opinion
The Girl: now enough about schoool
The Girl: whats the most u’ve done with a girl?
Akward Guy: we never talked about school
Akward Guy: but ne way
Akward Guy: i have cybered
Akward Guy: no i am just kidding
Akward Guy: i am gotton intimate
Akward Guy: almost to sex
Akward Guy: that far
Akward Guy: that far
The Girl: with who?
Akward Guy: my blonde girl friend
Akward Guy: um
Akward Guy: ok
Akward Guy: how u gonna send it?
The Girl: this computer person showed me but just click yes
Akward Guy: um
Akward Guy: ok
Akward Guy: where is the yes?
Akward Guy: can u email this to me?
Akward Guy: [username]@[someplace].[something]
Akward Guy: i want to see u
The Girl: srry… cant
Akward Guy: y not??Break
The Girl: hey sorry i couldnt talk earlier
Akward Guy: its fine
Akward Guy: whats up?
The Girl: i got this test tomorrow and i needed to get at least a b
Akward Guy: o
Akward Guy: thats cool
Akward Guy: i have a test tomorrow too
Akward Guy: bio
The Girl: but anyway enough about school b4 u start… nm chillin
Akward Guy: hehe
Akward Guy: hey watch it
The Girl: u play track?
The Girl: i heard it from some kids at dcd
The Girl: they say u look funny
Akward Guy: doing track?
The Girl: ya when u run
Akward Guy: grrr
Akward Guy: thats bc i am running
Akward Guy: not sprinting
The Girl: u want to do something this weekend?
Akward Guy: mayb
Akward Guy: like what?
The Girl: go see a movie
Akward Guy: hmm
Akward Guy: mayb
The Girl: will ur azn parents let u?
The Girl: i’m just jkin with u dog
Akward Guy: i know
The Girl: so u want to?
Akward Guy: i want to
Akward Guy: but i dunno if my parents will let me
The Girl: man asians never never let their kids have fun
The Girl: now thats a fact
Akward Guy: i know
Akward Guy: it sucks too
The Girl: got a few at seaholm and they are pretty cool but their parents are strict
Akward Guy: ya
Akward Guy: well am i cool?
The Girl: i wanted to get some u know with them
The Girl: dont know yet dogg… so far ur pretty much on the line of more being a nerd
The Girl: no offense
Akward Guy: sigh
The Girl: aight man i’m going to go home…. i was at my friends house studying
The Girl: he is kinda like u
The Girl: nerdy but u know he offered to tutor me for free
The Girl: nice kid… nice kid
Akward Guy: uhhuh
Akward Guy: but i am not a nerd!!!
Akward Guy: not even close
The Girl: show me u can get out of ur house and see a movie with me without talking ’bout school and then i’ll stop calling u a nerd
The Girl: but for now… i need to get home b4 my mom thinks i’m havin sex with this chinese dude
The Girl: cya
The End (Thankfully) 
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