The Pedo-Files Part II.

The conversation from the previous chapter (unfortunately) continues. Fortunately this installment is only the not so awkward (relative to the previous conversation) transition to the finale which is coming shortly. Hopefully everyone takes something away from this because the internet is never a good place to pick up members of the opposite sex. Especially when you’ve never met…

The Girl: hey sorry i couldnt talk earlier
Awkward Guy: its fine
Awkward Guy: whats up?
The Girl: i got this test tomorrow and i needed to get at least a b
Awkward Guy: o
Awkward Guy: thats cool
Awkward Guy: i have a test tomorrow too
Awkward Guy: bio
The Girl: but anyway enough about school b4 u start… nm chillin
Awkward Guy: hehe
Awkward Guy: hey watch it
The Girl: u play track?
The Girl: i heard it from some kids at dcd
The Girl: they say u look funny
Awkward Guy: doing track?
The Girl: ya when u run
Awkward Guy: grrr
Awkward Guy: thats bc i am running
Awkward Guy: not sprinting
The Girl: u want to do something this weekend?
Awkward Guy: mayb
Awkward Guy: like what?
The Girl: go see a movie
Awkward Guy: hmm
Awkward Guy: mayb
The Girl: will ur azn parents let u?
The Girl: i’m just jkin with u dog
Awkward Guy: i know
The Girl: so u want to?
Awkward Guy: i want to
Awkward Guy: but i dunno if my parents will let me
The Girl: man asians never never let their kids have fun
The Girl: now thats a fact
Awkward Guy: i know
Awkward Guy: it sucks too
The Girl: got a few at seaholm and they are pretty cool but their parents are strict
Awkward Guy: ya
Awkward Guy: well am i cool?
The Girl: i wanted to get some u know with them
The Girl: dont know yet dogg… so far ur pretty much on the line of more being a nerd
The Girl: no offense
Akward Guy: sigh
The Girl: aight man i’m going to go home…. i was at my friends house studying
The Girl: he is kinda like u
The Girl: nerdy but u know he offered to tutor me for free
The Girl: nice kid… nice kid
Akward Guy: uhhuh
Akward Guy: but i am not a nerd!!!
Akward Guy: not even close
The Girl: show me u can get out of ur house and see a movie with me without talking ’bout school and then i’ll stop calling u a nerd
The Girl: but for now… i need to get home b4 my mom thinks i’m havin sex with this chinese dude
The Girl: cya

A certain somebody involved in this conversation wasn’t too happy with the fact that this has been posted in the interweb for mass dissemination. I’d like to take this time and make a public apology acknowledge that this is truly for the greater good of us all. That is all.