Every once in a while, you meet someone who (seems to) know the answers to everything. Mr. John Williams (my Calculus teacher, not the composer of the Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park soundtracks) is one of these people. Here are a few gems that might help you realize how stupid you are.
Listen folks, you’re going to walk into a board room one day and give a presentation. You’ll say ‘Sales are down’. What’s the first question they’re gonna ask you? ‘Why?’ And you better understand why because if you say ‘Uhh, well the graph goes down’, then it’s game over. Folks, that’s life.
Do you want to sound like you know what you’re talking about all the time? Try some of these.
Well shoot, I say it’s wrong…I could teach you all of this the wrong way and every single one of you would believe me
But in all seriousness, someone please prove him wrong one day. It would also help if you’re a girl. That would hurt deep in his soul. Anyone else got any more good ones?
“ok?”
thats pretty much what he says every….2 minutes
- This is a rectangle right? actually its a cylinder….
- This is a collegiate level course
- Sure I’ll do 25, that looks pretty easy to me….
- This H means honors, and this nothing means non-honors
- Wasim will you just shut up?
- Also for those of you who want to get “owned”
- Lin-e-ar-i-za-tion….. like ob-lit-er-a-tion
- If you’re ever mad at your friend, you can just call him a 3rd derivative
Listen Folks, when 98% of the country gets to this problem…Game Over Screen